A couple of my recordings

Hey, this will be the last post for this month. So let me share some of my recordings this time. I have recorded some songs played by me and my guitar. Pretty much weekend timepass stuff, so don't expect gr8 sound quality. For now I have uploaded two songs. None of them are complete versions. Anyways enjoy and tell me if u like it.

1. Every rose has its thorn - Poison

every rose has its...

2. Knockin on heaven's door - Guns n' Roses

knockin on heavens...

Funky Photoes

Roaming around the net, I found a cool website which allows me to create quick and funky effects on photographs. U can upload your photo from your computer or from a URL and apply effects.
See what I have done with one of my photographs.

www.befunky.com

No criminals in politics Campaign

www.nocriminals.org

JOIN THE CAMPAIGN.

• This is a very good and revolutionary campaign that if properly followed, will change the course of indian politics.
• On this website you will be able to browse through all the data available about all the candidates for current Lok Sabha elections.
• The educational qualifications and all the criminal charges assoiciated with a candidate is listed in detail.
• This is where you will get the lowdown on all the criminals turned politicians or vice versa.
• Every voter has a right to know about the candidates.
• Come on people lets vote for good purpose this time and show them the power of democracy.
  

Spread the word through your blogs, e-mail and other social networking sites.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.

“And what do you deduce from that?”

Watson ponders for a minute. “Well,

Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.

Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.

Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.

But what does it tell you, Holmes?”

Holmes is silent for a moment.

“Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”

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Engineering Terminologies

1. A number of different approaches are being tried.

(We don't know where we're going, but we're moving.)

2. Close project coordination.

(We should have asked someone else.)

3. An extensive report is being prepared on a fresh approach to the problem.

(We just hired 3 guys. We'll let them kick it around for a while.)

4. Major technological breakthrough.

(Back to the drawing board.)

5. Customer satisfaction believed assured.

(We're so far behind schedule that the customer is happy to get anything at all from us.)

6. Preliminary operational test were inconclusive.

(The darn thing blew up when we threw the switch!)

7. The test results were extremely gratifying.

(It works and boy are we surprised.)

8. The entire concept will have to be abandoned.

(The only guy who understood the thing quit.)

9. It is in the process.

(It is so wrapped up in red tape that the situation is almost hopeless.)

10. We will look into it.

(By the time the wheel makes a full turn, we will assume you have forgotten about it.)

11. Please note and initial.

(Let's spread the responsibility for this job.)

12. Give us the benefit of your thinking.

(We'll listen to what you have to say as long as it doesn't interfere with what we have already done.)

13. Give us your interpretation.

(Your warped opinion will be pitted against our good sense.)

14. See me, or Let's discuss.

(Come down to my office, I'm lonesome.)

15. All new.

(Parts not interchangeable with previous design.)

16. Rugged.

(Too heavy to lift.)

17. Lightweight.

(Lighter than rugged.)

18. Years of development.

(Finally got one that worked.)

19. Energy saving.

(Achieved when the power switch is off.)

20. No maintenance.

(Impossible to fix!)

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History of Valentine

In spite of what you have been told by everyone, the truth is that Valentine's Day originated hundreds of years ago, in India, and to top it all, in the state of Gujarat !!!

It is a well known fact that Gujarati men, specially the Patels, continually mistreat and disrespect their wives (Patelianis). One fine day, it happened to be the 14th day of February, one brave Patelani, having had enough "torture" by her husband, finally chose to rebel by beating him up with a Velan (rolling pin to make chapattis). Yes....the same Velan which she used daily, to make chapattis for him.... only this time, instead of the dough, it was the husband who was flattened.

This was a momentous occasion for all Gujarati women and a revolt soon spread, like wild fire, with thousands of housewives beating up their husbands with the Velan. There was an outburst of moaning "chapatti-ed" husbands all over Anand and Amdavad.

The Patel men-folk quickly learnt their lesson and started to behave more respectfully with their Patelanis.

Thereafter, on 14th February every year, the womenfolk of Gujarat would beat up their husbands, to commemorate that eventful day - the wives having the satisfaction of beating up their husbands with the Velan and the men having the supreme joy of submitting to the will of the women they loved.

Soon The Gujju men realised that in order to avoid this ordeal they need to present gifts to their wives....they brought flowers and sweets. This is how the tradition - Velan time - began.

As Gujarat fell under the influence of Western culture, the ritual soon spread to Britain and many other Western countries, specifically, the catch words 'Velan time' !!! In course of time, their foreign tongues, this got anglisized to 'Velantime' and then to 'Valentine'.

And thereafter, 14th of February, came to be known as Valentine's Day and now you know the true story of Valentine's day.

This is supposed to be a joke

Too busy to write something productive these days, so enjoy this copied joke today.:))

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